sodamnrelatable:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag, via chameleonssoul)

chameleonssoul:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

Because we’re afraid.

(Source: uoa)

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

(via 101-n0)

fuckisonyobiscuit:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class”

(via 101-n0)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via hoebama)

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(via hoebama)

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

(via hoebama)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via yayyidc)

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

(Source: ekoenig2, via lameingtons)